Would you rather?

[09:45] Dawn: yay! danny's getting married in columbus!
[09:45] jbadge24: oh cool
[09:45] Dawn: i feel like that will be a fun wedding
[09:45] jbadge24: i'm gonna show up less than sober
[09:45] Dawn: i mean, i'm probably not invited, but...
[09:45] Dawn: for sure!
[09:46] jbadge24: i'm not invited i'm sure of it
[09:46] jbadge24: i told him she would be an ugly bride
[09:46] jbadge24: i don't think he liked that
[09:46] Dawn: that's weird
[09:46] jbadge24: yeah?
[09:46] Dawn: he's usually pretty cool
[09:47] jbadge24: i said, i would probably rather eat dogshit than see her walk down the aisle
[09:47] Dawn: but you said probably, so maybe you'll still get the invite
[09:47] jbadge24: i only say probably because if it were a three part choice and my own puke was involved, i'd rather eat that instead of dogshit so i didn't have to see her give her voews