Dove dark chocolates have advice

[16:46] jbadge24: be a little naughty with your nice
[16:46] Dawn: dove is lucky i don't slap it across the face
[16:46] jbadge24: haha
[16:46] jbadge24: dove tried to reach into my pants on the first date
[16:47] jbadge24: i was like whoa dove
[16:47] jbadge24: can we get our meal first?
[16:47] Dawn: haha
[16:51] Dawn: dove is a dirty whore with a filthy mouth
[16:51] jbadge24: yeah
[16:51] jbadge24: i imagine this chick who's like very pretty
[16:52] Dawn: me too!
[16:52] jbadge24: and she's saying really sweet things
[16:52] jbadge24: but then like, her black hair gets frazzled and like
[16:52] jbadge24: she tries to rape you
[16:52] jbadge24: or like gets you to drink absinthe and dispose of a body
[16:52] Dawn: ok, not the way i was going
[16:52] jbadge24: like, the tyler durden of candy chocolates
[16:53] jbadge24: she'll hug your mother the first time she meets her
[16:53] jbadge24: but then, she have you tied to the bed dumping pig blood on you
[16:53] jbadge24: Dove: put a little naughty in your nice
[16:53] jbadge24: Dove: make a list of your dreams
[16:54] Dawn: Dove: Smile before bed, it makes you sleep better
[16:54] jbadge24: Dove: get the fucking ground you sniveling little shit, mommy's gonna have her way